Whoa! Nicole Richie’s really filled out quickly. We know she’s 5 months preggers, but we’re honestly shocked at how much bigger the once miniscule sometimes-BFF of Paris is already!

Nicole soaked up some rays on a Hawaiian vaca with babydaddy Joel Madden recently. Hopefully, the pair helped out the Clean Beaches Council during their stay.

Hey, maybe she really is serious about focusing on her health for the sake of the petit pain in her oven! We certainly hope so, but either way she looks way better than she did last time we saw her in a bikini… Now that was scary!

We have faith in Nicole to pop out a beautiful tot who’ll give little Suri and baby Shiloh a run for their trust funds any day. Informr Bean

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He looks so happy!

Is it him? Pictures of boxing great Oscar De La Hoya in fishnet hosiery surfaced earlier this week. The champ says the photos are phonies. Oscar’s stripper friend, Scores employee Milana Dravnel (below), says that not only are the photos legit, she took them when they were wasted together at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia recently.

One in the drink, one in the stink and the conniving stripper.

We don’t actually care what either says, we‘ve already decided it’s him. In fact, we’re not surprised Oscar feels so at home in that fishnet bodysuit. His spin doctors have been hard at work talking about how evil Photoshop can be, but what they should be talking about is how evil fish nets can be. By painting De La Hoya as a dolphin lover trying to raise awareness about the ecological evil-doings of ghost nets (a big problem caused when fishermen dump industrial fishing nets in the ocean), he can play the green card instead of that played-out Photoshop card.

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Gisele sporting an aqua dress and a pair of Ipanema Gisele Bundchen sandals.

Leo’s leftovers, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, unveiled the new ads for the eco-friendly line of sandals she designed for Brazilian shoe company, Grendene. The line, creatively dubbed Ipanema Gisele Bundchen, supports water conservation in Brazil’s Xingu River.

When we last wrote about Gisele, she was throwing eco-friendly pot shots at Bridget Moynahan, her current beau Tom Brady’s baby-mama-ex. Now, she wants to hurl eco-friendly insults at your feet. We love the ads and appreciate the greenness, but sporty Birkenstocks? We think the proceeds from a Brady/Bundchen sex tape might help the Xingu River a bit more.

PS: Speaking of the Brady Bunch, Marcia and Jan used to be lovers.

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