Saturday October 27th 2007, 3:20 pm
Filed under: Beanstockd
Filed under: Beanstockd
Seriously?
What the publishing industry has made abundantly clear is that if you write a book on the thing you suck most at, whether it be parenting or covering your murder tracks (cough:: OJ :: cough) they will publish it, and attempt to bank off your sickly dillusional narcissism.
In the newest manuscript of this genre, Britney Spears' mother, Lynn Spears, will reveal her special parenting secrets in a new autobiographical book slated for release on May 11th, (that's right, Mother's Day). Although Christian publisher, Thomas Nelson, has yet to see the finished manuscript, a representative revealed to Us Weekly, "It's a parenting book that's going to have faith elements to it."
This may go without saying, but the spawn of LSpears have not turned out so well. Okay, that Jamie Lynn seems like a good kid with her show on Nickelodeon, but that Briney is a hot mess who hasn't even spoken to her mom since the attempted intervention last February. But, maybe Lynne could give Briney a sneak preview anyway-- if only for little Sean Preston and Jayden's sake.
Or better yet, Mama Spears should skip the whole printing process. The book's just going to end up in trashcans outside used bookstores. Wasting paper, killing trees, drilling a hole in the ozone; it's doubtful this book is worth the resources needed to print it. If anything, stick to the E-version. At least that can still make the rounds after your publisher pulls the plug. CM
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