If these women don’t want me to kill dolphins then there’ll be no dolphin-killing tonight
Wednesday October 31st 2007, 2:11 pm
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Wondering who Adrian Grenier’s woman of the mo’ is? She made an appearance in this Beanstockd Throwback last year…

Remember how in high school when the hot girl wanted her pencil sharpened, she wouldn’t get up and do it herself? She’d ask the nerdy kid in class to do it for her, and he would. He would because he couldn’t believe that the pretty girl was talking to him? Right. It’s so obsequious it’s hate-worthy. OK. Sure.

But there are some women that are so off-the-charts-gorgeous that George Clooney would go sharpen their pencil if asked, and if Hayden Panettiere were standing with these two other women and all the three of them were asking you to do was not to kill dolphins, would you still want to kill dolphins? You’d probably ask her if there were any way that you could take a couple home and raise them as your own offspring. In fact, you might even ship your own kid off for to a moss farm in the Siberian tundra during his formative years in favor of a dolphin if these women asked you to.

Following a mass slaughter of dolphins and captured whales, Panettiere and others held a surfers’ memorial circle in the still bloody waters of the massacre in Japan, yesterday. It was the second time the group risked arrest by paddling out into hunt’s waters. Every year, villages in Japan kill thousands of dolphins and use them as pet food and fertilizer. That’s messed up.

Hayden’s almost a real-life hero. And if she wants to be a hero who’s dropped a couple pounds in the last few months and wants to show off a little, who are we to judge? BD

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Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson Have Their First Date
Wednesday October 31st 2007, 5:56 am
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Owen Wilson, Jessica Simpson, Woody Harrelson, and some woman shooting a video at Willie Nelson’s annual “Bad Boy, Bad Girl Lawn Mower Race” at the country legend’s ranch.

In a photo at Willie Nelson’s house, Owen Wilson is wearing short sleeves and Jessica Simpson is wearing a gold medal. They’re definitely banging. X17 claims to have exclusive pictures of their first date. (Does it still count as a first date after you’ve been getting high and hooking-up at Willie Nelson’s?)

We’re pretty surprised to see Jess with these greenies. Willie Nelson is a champion for biodiesel and started Farm Aid. Woody is a Global Green Millennium Award winner and runs an eco-blog. Owen the Cutter bought solar panels for a Bronx housing project and rides his bike to Scores. Simpson? She’s been “Green Approved” by some guy who wants to paint her with stardust.

Bacon Bits

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