Oh Lord. We think Victoria Beckham may actually go green without even realizing it.

With the Spice Girls world tour coming up doctors are a bit worried about the ability of our favorite rexatron, VBecks, to handle the physical strain of performance. To help her out, they’ve ordered Posh to change her steamed fish and soybeans diet to healthier, fatter one which consists of the following steps:

Step one: detox program. Could someone please explain to us what she has to detox from again? What possible toxins could you get from a diet of nothing and steamed veggies?

Step two: “fattening program” consisting of bowls of brown rice and steamed vegetables. Oh yes, and a handful of nuts everyday.

We wonder if VBecks actually ever directly consented to following the new diet. If she did, we’re sure she’s got some tricks up her sleeve for those day she feels guilty about consuming the 85 extra calories in a handful of almonds; so that instead of chomping them down she can stow em away in some eco-friendly tupperware – in that way, not only will she avoid wasting disposable plastic or paper carrying bags, but she will also guarantee the visibility of a collarbone that could cut through glass. RS

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Oh Lord. We think Victoria Beckham may actually go green without even realizing it.

With the Spice Girls world tour coming up doctors are a bit worried about the ability of our favorite rexatron, VBecks, to handle the physical strain of performance. To help her out, they’ve ordered Posh to change her steamed fish and soybeans diet to healthier, fatter one which consists of the following steps:

Step one: detox program. Could someone please explain to us what she has to detox from again? What possible toxins could you get from a diet of nothing and steamed veggies?

Step two: “fattening program” consisting of bowls of brown rice and steamed vegetables. Oh yes, and a handful of nuts everyday.

We wonder if VBecks actually ever directly consented to following the new diet. If she did, we’re sure she’s got some tricks up her sleeve for those day she feels guilty about consuming the 85 extra calories in a handful of almonds; so that instead of chomping them down she can stow em away in some eco-friendly tupperware – in that way, not only will she avoid wasting disposable plastic or paper carrying bags, but she will also guarantee the visibility of a collarbone that could cut through glass. RS

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