The nerd-world was abuzz this week with rumors that Adam Brody had drunkenly spilled the beans on cinema’s next Superman: Hayden Christensen (a.k.a., Anakin Skywalker; a.k.a., Darth Vader; a.k.a., Star-of-really-crappy-trilogy-of-prequels). Don’t be crazy, Christensen’s agents said: this guy’s not playing Superman! He’s scared doing a sex scene with Jessica Alba! Forget about fighting Lex Luthor.

Though Hayden won’t be saving Metropolis, he will be saving some swine. He is making a super effort to not eat pork anymore. Why? He now has two pet potbellied pigs: Buddy and Petunia.

Good boy, young Skywalker. Pigs are sending up 40% more greenhouse gases in the US now than they were in the early 90s. In fact, the UN estimates that livestock generate more nasty gas than cars do. So it’s a good thing that Christensen isn’t eating them anymore, but we bet he can’t stop his new housemates from making toots.

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