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Beanies,
OMFG!!! One more week till Gossip Girl! We only wish our weekend had been this stimulating.
Project Runway, totes dramz! Nina Garcia was fired from Elle and the Weinsteins are moving the show from Bravo (tv for the gays) to Lifetime (tv for middle-aged women). Klum and Kors will now be sharing a home with Tori Spelling gems like Mother May I Sleep With Danger. Apparently, this is kind of a big deal, even The New York Times is writing about it. Poor Tim Gunn, Lifetime seems too tickety tackety for him.
Poor Tim, poor Nina, poor everybody! How about we eat some corn instead of pretending it’s a fuel solution.
Britney Spears’ car crash, she wasn’t drunk y’all. Just driving and spackling her face hoping it regains its former jailbait glory. She was the only person involved in the fender bender that was tested for a substance.
MSNBC penned an article about celebs going green, but we’ve known that celebs have been making a green difference forever. Whether it’s Leo’s new bachelor pad or Hayden’s crusade to save dolphins people just want a piece of the eco-action. Their attention works, too, Leo’s a baller and Hayden’s a barely legal cheerleader with healing powers!
Maybe Hayden can work on healing Katie Couric’s career. The anchorwoman is now semi-officially an endangered species. Reports of CBS giving her the boot have been popping up all week, but no one’s confirmed anything. When she does get canned, maybe she can jump to a network tailor-made for her…Lifetime. We know of an opening.
PEACE
