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THE GREENHORNE REPORT (4.28.08): Samantha’s Grudgy & Miley’s Hudgy
Monday April 28th 2008, 4:58 pm
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THE GREENHORNE REPORTHey Beanies,

I hope your Earth Day was as green for you as it was for me.

With Amy Winehouse, it’s hard to tell if she can sink any lower, then she acts a fool and we realize that there is no bottom for her. On Wednesday, the singer went to a pub to play pool and ended up punching a man in the lip and head butting another whose only fault was trying to hail her a cab. Maybe she had too much coke, diet or otherwise? She later showed up to her voluntary police questioning high. Wino also happens to be worth $20 million, making her the 10th richest musician under 30. Go figure.

A month too long to wait for the greatest movie ever made? Catch up with Samantha Jones, aka Kim Cattrall in her latest interview with The Advocate. Homegirl sets the record straight about her beef with Sex and the City’s powers-that-be.

Oh no she didn’t! Miley Cyrus pulls a Vanessa Hudgens! Kind of. Billy Ray’s daughter follows in her Disney sister’s nudie footsteps, albeit in a much classier, non-cameraphone way. A shot of her clad in nothing but a bed sheet by Annie Leibovitz will appear in the June issue of Vanity Fair. The red-blooded American uproar was loud, but it probably won’t do much to hurt the star’s image. After all, Hudgy Bear got to keep her job. Disney loves chastity, but not as much as money.

Finally, since everyday is Earth Day around here, how will the food crisis affect going green? Ethanol has always been presented as a viable alternative to gas, but with food hard to find, using corn to run cars while people are starving doesn’t look good—it’s enormous carbon footprint notwithstanding. Many leaders, including Texas governor Rick Perry, think the US should start rolling back its ethanol policies.









 


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