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Mariah to Nick Cannon: If you’re really a prince, I’ll marry you.
We pray to all that is green for this to be true. Even if that is the same frosting he gave his first fiancé, model Selita Ebanks. The way we see it, Mr. Mimi (nee Wild’n Out) is just practicing one of the almighty Three R’s—Recycling.
Our eco-friendly engines are thirsting for the sustainable fuel that only an entertaining new power couple can provide. We’re not sold whatsoever on the validity of TomKat and we’ve wearied of Brangelina’s rainbow coalition. That leaves us with Heidi & Spencer and Paris & Nicole Richie’s brother-in-law. Unless Nick really is that ghetto and Mariah doesn’t read tabloids, we don’t ever see them actually getting married, but we do see them recycling this old story line: engagement/wedding build-up/amicable separation/no wedding.
That is, if this isn’t an episode of Pop Fiction.
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[...] every week? Must be something in the water. Congratulations to Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. They really did find love in each other’s arms. They’ve made it official and gotten a marriage license, [...]
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