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Sorry Gentlemen, we were required to crop out Ms. Kardashian’s derriere on account of her massive wedgie. In fact, it was so severe that it spawned its more malevolent frontal cousin known scientifically as a Melvin. (Beanstockd readers may know it more colloquially as "Cameltoe") Here she is completely overcome at the swanky Architectural Lighting and Furniture store in Los Angeles whilst chandelier shopping with her brother Rob’s girlfriend, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon.
The good news is that Rob and Adrienne are moving in together. As longtime Beanies know, cohabitation is green. The bad news is that Kim’s light fixture of choice only accentuates her case of the spreadgies and resembles the Times Square Ball—minus the energy-efficient light-emitting diodes.
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