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Megan Fox told FHM magazine that she’d rather have sex than go out. She said she has "the libido of a 15 year-old boy" and wants it all the time. As if that didn’t make actual 15 year-old boys excited enough, then she told Star Magazine that she and Brian Austin Green have broken up because she’s too young to marry him.
Subsequently, new Google groups sprung up around the nation. Called "Ready-For-Megan Clubs," the groups rank themselves by the number of hours any given group could keep Megan "engaged." Said the president of Ready-For-Megan Des Moines: "We don’t really expect her to come through here any time soon, but we’ve got a good two or three days in us if she does."
People get crazy talking about Megan Fox because there’s not much on this Earth hotter than the Transformers star. Maybe…volcanoes? Volcanoes are hotter than Megan Fox, but only a little. And they are getting hotter still… as a source of power. Canada is leasing exploration rights to volcanoes as a way to supply green power to the country. In fact, volcanoes might be able to supply 25% of U.S. power.
You have to be careful, though. A German town tried to tap heat from deep within the Earth, and now it’s sinking. Kind of like Mr. Austin Green’s spirits.
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