Meet Dave Sky, Beanstockd’s new video host, as he powers through this painfully awkward interview. This was too good to edit.

This week’s question: what’s the most environmentally friendly way to get buzzed?

This clip is just a taste of what’s to come…

Crackpot-on-heels Amy Winehouse has given us something else to try not to think about. During a recent prison visit, the singer pulled down her top, pressed her breasts against the glass divide, and gyrated suggestively for husband Blake (incarcerated!) Fielder-Civil. One witness told The Sun, “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

This news comes on the heels of reports of the crackpot’s nether-region exposure, punching fans in the face, and public efforts by neighbors to get her kicked out of her apartment. Not to mention that powdery white stuff up her nose.

Sweet Jesus. That glass isn’t doing such a great job of protecting our prisoners. Shoulda checked with The Green Glass Company, which repurposes old wine bottles that may have “failed quality control and are destined to be crushed” into new and unconventional glassware.

Brilliant Idea: round up the booze bottles from Amy’s place; keep her neighbors happy. Convert them into dishwasher-safe barriers; keep prisons safe from Amy. Finally, take the biggest ol’ sub-par used wine bottle of all, and “repurpose” her into something you’d actually put your mouth on.

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Alaska seems to be a little fed up with all this fuss over drilling, and is offering up its volcano Mount Spurr instead of its shores. Geothermal energy has pretty much been ignored in the U.S., like Ethan Hawke’s marriage, except for a tiny mention by Barack last month, and at Chena Hot Springs Resort, which is powered entirely by Alaskan hot springs. Iceland also takes some of this free heat (though it isn’t that cold there), and has developed an energy system worthy of all the five-star resorts in the world. While we’re trying to get some kind of climate change legislation to reduce emissions, Iceland already runs on 80 percent renewable energy. It’s also the mot peaceful country in the world—and the U.S. is the 97th. Let’s work on greener energy and peace, and go to Mount Spurr.

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