Talk about a Beanstockr’s worst nightmare. The supermodel chooses the bloated heir to an oil fortune over an exonerated hit-and-runner. (He wasn’t driving his Prius!) Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr was spotted getting a "Greasy Bear Special" at NYC clubs 1Oak and The Beatrice Inn this week from none other than Mischa Barton’s ex, Brandon Davis. We say this in earnest: How does he do it? Did the Aussie tramp choose the sweaty scamp over the eco-champ?

Yea, right. Going from Orlando Bloom to "Greasy Bear" says a lot about one’s character. Clearly, she was dumped. It’s not surprising that she’d waste her pretty on Mr. Firecrotch.

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