Watch out Arthur Ashe Stadium, Henry Hager’s like A.C. Slater: when it comes to sports, he’s good at everythang! Okay, that’s not true, look at him…UNLESS your game is reddest face or tallest drink of water or turning dials for Big Energy—which it is! In May we told you Henry was headed for a gig with Constellation Energy. Today, we’re reading some schmuck’s paper and see that the US Open will be completely "wind powered" and wouldn’t cha know it, supplying the wind credits is…Constellation Energy! Henry’s swell. And likely very stiff and undexterous.

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