Selma Blair is mad that you didn’t like Hellboy 2, the sequel to 2004’s original reimagining of the popular comic book. Hellboy 2 was all freaks, with no charming little lads like John Myers for normal people to identify with. This was just monsters, guns and gooey explosions. It sounds amusing until you actually try to watch it.

The one thing it had going for it was the undeniably sexy, Selma Blair. Now we’re getting all set not to like her new show Kath & Kim, either. Kath & Kim is an American remake of an Australian Show about two dumb hot girls. Isn’t that The Simple Life?

Maybe Selma Blair should go green? We could like that hot chicks are totally going green these days. Earth First released their Top 25 Girls in Green list and The Eagles Cheerleaders even did a "green" calendar. We suspect that one might be kinda greenwashed (and we wouldn’t like that), but we’re too busy scrolling through photos of Summer Rayne Oakes to investigate. God bless ecology.

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Rumor has it that Debbie Phelps is in talks to collaborate with mommy-retailer Chico’s. Apparently, Debbie packed her suitcase to the brim with Chico’s clothing when she and golden Grecian god (son, Michael Phelps) journeyed to Beijing for this year’s Olympics. Chico’s website currently showcases Debbie’s fabulous styling in "The Debbie Phelps Collection." Things are looking good for the Phelps family! Michael’s already got a book deal, made millions in endorsements, and now momma’s following suit. Lemme see that gansta lean, Phelps fam!

Since Deb’s going all fashionista—and because we can’t help ourselves—we wrote her a letter selling her on the financial and ethical benefits of the eco-road. Organic wool is a big textile trend for fall, so we recommended Ardalanish, a Scottish supplier that boasts an organic farm and on-site weavers. If Debbers creates a collection that’s both sustainable and cool, we might consider giving our mother’s favorite store a chance. For real.

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The Jonas Brothers teamed with Chevy to promote a green poster contest that ended up creating more trash than awareness. Fans of the Jonas Brothers brought posters designed to show being green as fun to a recent Chicago concert with the hopes of winning the grand prize—the opportunity to meet their beloved crooners. Unfortunately for many tweens and teens, the contest judges were overwhelmed by the turnout and ended up throwing fans’ creations into dumpsters. Nothing says ”fun and green” like waiting in line for hours only to have your artistic creation end up in a landfill for years to come. What next? Maybe the Jonas Brothers will decide to fight global warming by adding dates to their tour schedule and flying to them on a private jet.

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