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Felicity Huffman Calls Eva Longoria the F-Word
Tuesday September 16th 2008, 12:05 am
Filed under: Beanstockd

Desperate for some food!

As if American women didn’t have enough to worry about, now, they get to listen to people calling Desperate Housewives star, Eva Longoria, the f-word: fat. This is the explanation fellow desperate housewife, Felicity Huffman, offers People for why Eva had a fuller figure this summer (it couldn’t be that Eva actually ate the normal amount of calories a person should consume per day)

For those of us who aren’t afraid of a few calories (and who would never consider Longoria fat), it’s recommended to forgo sugar packets and buy sugar and other sweeteners (like Stevia) in bulk since it saves trees. Plus, the less processed a sweetener is, the less energy it takes to make. So, buy in bulk, and ignore those women who are desperate for attention.

LD

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