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Chuck Bass tries to get cradle-snatched by Juliette Lewis. Epic FAIL.
Thursday November 13th 2008, 12:06 am
Filed under: Beanstockd

Juliette Lewis

We have discovered two things today:
1)Chuck Bass has developed a taste for the older lady.
2)Juliette Lewis doesn’t watch Gossip Girl.

Sorry, we should correct ourselves there – Ed Westwick has developed a taste for the older woman. We presume this quite simply because, after his somewhat recent foray with the ever pashing Drew Barrymore, Mr Westwick was caught trying to chat up actress/rocker Juliette Lewis at a Killers concert.

Her response? “Who is this guy?”

Our response? Zang!

Maybe liddle CBass should get his priorities straight and from that environmentally aware hot piece of man meat who actually successfully once loved that same Ms Lewis. Well… almost.

Yup, Brad Pitt is a wise soul. He is, after all, the guy who said that “being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed”. Seriously. Waddaman.

Jessua

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if i was juliette lewis (WHO, PS, I MET IN AN ELEVATOR IN LONDON ONCE! HER VOICE IS SO LOW YOU’D SWEAR SHE’S SWALLOWING A DAILY DIET OF METAL AND CIGARETTE SMOKE BUT SHE’S SO DAMN COOL), i’d do chuck bass all day ‘erry day in every position! in the limo! on serena’s bed! at that sleazy club he almost bought. OH CHUCK, I LOVE YOU SO.

Comment by sarah 11.13.08 @ 12:26 pm

Sarah, you minx! I’m blushing and I didn’t even think I could. I need my tan back. If Juliette knew what was good for her, she’d be tappin’ Chuckie’s little Bass to get her career back on track. Although I thought she was hilar in Old School. Then again, that was like 5 years ago.

Comment by Bacon Bits 11.13.08 @ 1:58 pm

she’s so done with TV and movies. she’s a rock star now, duh.

Comment by sarah 11.13.08 @ 5:16 pm



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