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Heidi Montag Elopes with Spencer Pratt
Tuesday November 25th 2008, 1:01 am
Filed under: Beanstockd

Spencer and Heidi Pratt

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt haven’t been in the headlines for a couple weeks so they decided to get hitched. The elopement was apparently so secret that only Us Magazine cameras were allowed to attend the ceremony whereas silly people, like Heidi’s mother, were left in the dark. Of her mother, Heidi says, "I don’t know when I’ll tell her." Unless her mother never stands in a grocery store check-out line, Heidi won’t have to worry about telling because Us will be able to provide all the details she could ever want. Even though the Pratts avoided the whole big “day” drama, they still managed to rack up a carbon footprint with those photogs trailing after them. Conservation International is one of many sites that can help Heidi & Spencer calculate what they owe the environment for their union. Not to mention what they owe their families, I’m sure turkey day conversation is going to be really interesting around the Montag & Pratt tables.

LD

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drink some more heidi! that was the dumbest thing you could do is marry that fucking guy. hes going to do worlds to your life that you wont be able to fix. poor thing.

Comment by nicole 11.25.08 @ 9:42 pm

i want to fix that child behind them a bowl of ramen noodles.

Comment by Bacon Bits 11.25.08 @ 10:43 pm



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