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Britney and Benji, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Britney in a baby carriage. Hmm, that doesn’t sound right. Brit’s already got two tots, and given that she lost custody of them, we’re thinking having more isn’t exactly the best idea. Ok, so we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Britney and Benji have only been on one date (rumor has it). We no likey. For starters, a fabulous person like Brit should not have to take P Hil’s leftovers. For entrees, Britney shouldn’t be fixed up on dates by her manager nor her dad; she’s a big girl. For dessert, we’d like her to choose someone without tattoos.
Speaking of three course meals, we’ve recently learned that we could save a boatload of water if we didn’t pre-rinse our dishes before we put them in the dishwasher. Pre-rinsing is a habit we picked up from our overly anal mother. Most faucets spout out two gallons per minute, so not pre-rinsing would save us a lotta wattah. Maybe we’ll pass this tip on to Brit’s housekeeper (surely Brit doesn’t do her own dishes).
Sarah
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