Ashley Dupre Gets a Book Deal Without Eliot Spitzer’s Help

Eliot Spitzer’s “friend,” somewhat-reformed hookerista Ashley Dupré, was seen shopping her memoir at HarperCollins publishers in NYC the other day. The title of Ashley’s book is unknown, but she was seen carrying "The Secret Currency of Love: The Unabashed Truth About Women, Money, and Relationships", which is totally a title we think she’d love to steal. The thing is, we don’t care that Ashley’s famous in that Monica-Lewinsky-oops-I-boned-a-politician kind of way. We do care that she gets the privilege of writing her own book.

HELLO. We’re guessing the girl can barely write her own name correctly, let alone pen a memoir. And what kind of memories does she have? We don’t want to read about Spitzer’s receding hairline and the things it did in bed. The only thing we’d use Dupré’s will-be-piece-of-garbage book for is kindling for our fireplace. We’ll tear it up and place it among our eco-friendly sawdust firewood. Between the two, we’re guessing we’ll have a slightly slutty, but very green, low-emission fire. Who wants to cuddle?

Sarah

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