If Lady Gaga Takes It Off For PETA, Will We See a (Wo)Man?

There’s Something About Gaga. After a recent interview in which the chart topping Lady Gaga declared that she would never wear fur, PETA extended an offer to the pop phenom to pose nude in one of their “Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaigns. This bid comes straight on the heels of a rampantly spreading Internet rumor that Lady Gaga may not be a lady at all. Though her name may suggest otherwise, it’s hard to ignore the tinge of masculinity in the singer. All the crotch grabbing, bulges in curious areas, and constant praise and adoration for the gay community has made Lady Gaga a little different than the Jessica Simpsons, Christina Aguileras, and Britney Spears’ of the pop world. And now there’s a video to prove it.

A YouTube clip has made the rounds of Lady Gaga having a ball at a music festival until, after mounting a motorcycle on stage, she finds it hard to get off without revealing an un-ladylike part of her body. However, this video is really just the tip of the scandal. Around the same time it was released an alleged excerpt from an old interview with Lady Gaga surfaced, in which she states “I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal”. This whole mess is starting to sound like some kind of Lifetime made for TV movie. The Mystery Of Lady-boy Gaga And Her Magical Disco Stick starring Robert Pattinson as a sexy singer packing a surprise. If there is any truth to the rumor/desperate publicity stunt/internet hoax then all famous hermaphrodites beware. Lady Gaga is going to be the hottest he-she since Jamie Lee what’s her face.

Mia

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