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I know i don’t normally cover sports news here on the Greenhorne report, but after a pregame at Bacon Bits’ pad, I was inspired. The aptly named Usain Bolt broke his own 100m world record with a 9.58 at the track and field world championships. Speaking of Olympians, Tiger Woods vowed to play in the 2016 Olympics if golf became an Olympic sport, but he lost the P.G.A. championship to relative unknown Y.E. Yang. Yang is the first Asian-born player to win a men’s major championship.
While the werewolf’s away, the vampires will play. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson took a break from filming the latest Twilight installment to make-out at a Kings of Leon concert. Kristin needs to up her security detail, every tween girl in America will want her dead now, plus evil vampires and the like.
Brad Pitt kicked his chronic habit for his kids. The former "artist" of rolling joints told Bill Maher he gave up with weed because with 6 kids, he needed to stay focused.
The US and Mexico have vowed to police their borders more thoroughly, but not it’s not what you think. Leaders from the two countries pledged to conserve the wilderness along the Rio Grande River.
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