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Last week, we had no idea who Kari Ann Peniche was. If you’d asked us, we probably would have responded with something along the lines of, “No, but she sounds like a slooty mcsloot.” Because, well, she does. But apparently a sloot she is not – Kari is a “model/designer” who was the pawn in the love game between Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. She was the third party in their “sans sex” sextape, and she wants the world to know that she and Rebecca are friends and that she didn’t leak the tape because if she wanted to, she “would have done it years ago.”
What she means by that, of course, is, “I WAS THE THIRD PARTY IN THE MCSTEAMY SEX TAPE, DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!” Which is why she did a two-part interview with E! News. The thing is, people are already forgetting about her. We probably wouldn’t even care about her if her fake boobs were filled with organic cotton instead of silicone. We’d suggest that if she wants to be remembered, she get fully nude like actress Ashley Greene. Reusable (fun) bags not required.
Sarah
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