We’d Do The New Moon Cast’s Laundry on Taylor Lautner’s Washboard Abs

New Moon may not be hitting theaters for 59 days (not like we’re counting), but that doesn’t mean you can’t drool over Taylor Lautner’s impeccably sculpted bod on the reg in the meantime. Look at that photo above. Lautner spent many an hour in the gym getting into shape to play a buffed up Jacob Black. As you may or may not know (and those who don’t know are clearly losers), Jacob Black turns into a werewolf in the second book of the Twilight saga, and the onscreen adaptation of the story promises to be everything we’ve ever dreamed of and more. Once again, look at that bod! It’s practically screaming, “Please do your laundry on my abdomen!”

Seriously though, it’s super green to do your laundry on someone’s abs. You save a great deal of electricity, and then you can hang the clothes out to dry in the sunshine/wind. When something that eco-friendly screams that loudly, you can’t possibly ignore it. That’s why you might be reading about us in the near future. We’ll be the crazy fans attempting to throw our dirty clothes at Lautner.

Sarah

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