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Everyone’s still going crazy about the H1N1 virus, otherwise known as THE SWINE FLU!!! and lining up for vaccines. Only problem is, there aren’t enough vaccines to go around. The vaccines’ manufacturers have not been able to meet the federal government’s projections. The virus is not growing fast or strong enough in the eggs used to create the vaccine. Due to the shortage, the federal government isn’t making any more predictions. Get it while you still can!
Come on America! According to the Pew opinion poll, only 57% of Americans believe that the climate is changing. That’s down from 70%, and in the past 3 years, the number of people who don’t believe in climate change has doubled! Apparently the melting polar icecaps and the hole in the ozone over Australia mean nothing.
Paris Hilton no longer needs a new BFF. The LAPD has returned her jewelry, stolen from her house a year ago. Her reality TV show might bring in money, but these diamonds, worth over $2 million, are her real best friends.
After a run-in with a paparazzo on a motorcycle, Brad Pitt emerged unscathed. Good thing he was wearing a helmet! Meanwhile, Angelina bakes cakes for the kiddies. Well, not bake exactly, she buys them ready made and puts a bunch together. That’s the same thing right?
Former Smiths front-man, Morrissey, collapsed onstage Saturday. He had just finished their hit, "This Charming Man," when he fell and had to be rushed to the hospital. They released him Sunday, but there’s no information yet on his condition.
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