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How many times have we said this, ladies? Repeat after us: if you make a sex tape, it will always come back to haunt you – especially if you aspire to be famous. Hello, Carrie Prejean, it’s nice to meet you… you hypocritical hoe bag! We hear you settled for a measly $0 in your fight against the Miss California USA Pageant once the lawyer for the Pageant showed the court a video displaying your bedtime abilities. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Miss Prejean, the girl who said she doesn’t believe in gay marriage and claims she’s the perfect Christian girl, not only posed for a revealing photo shoot, but took it all off in the bedroom and filmed it. Carrie would probably claim she'd just been overheated by her USB powered breast warming inserts, because she's trying to save energy by keeping her thermostat down, natch, and needed to undress and writhe around a bit. Which of course, we'd totally (dis)believe.
We thought we were rid of Carrie Prejean a few months ago when she was dethroned and disappeared into right wing obscurity – but apparently we haven’t heard the end of it, because lord knows that sex tape will come out sooner or later. Some people just can’t keep their clothes on. Stay tuned!
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[...] I hate to pile on this broad, but who tries to walk out on Larry King? As Sarah reported last week, Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California who has been deified by the religious right for [...]
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