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Jersey Shore Shows What’s Really Dirty About New Jersey
Tuesday November 24th 2009, 7:54 pm
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The greatest unsolved mystery in the world is not the disappearance of Amelia Earhart or even what’s up with Fergie’s face. The preview of MTV’s newest reality show Jersey Shore confirms that the ultimate question mark of our generation, is none other than New Jersey. Why is it that so many residents of the Garden State are plagued with big hair, bad clothes, and burnt skin? Well, according to Money magazine, one possible explanation can be crossed of the list: It’s not something in the air. In the publication’s "Best Places to Live" list, N.J. had nine out the top ten cities listed in the "cleanest air" category. Just when we were ready to pen President Obama a letter asking him to remove these over gel-ed, Ed Hardy wearing, tanorexic tools from the Union, it seems our fist pumping friends have proven us wrong. Now, where can we sign the petition to get rid of Texas?

Mia

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