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Brangelina Break Up Watch: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Still Together Prowling For Babies
Wednesday January 27th 2010, 6:23 pm
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Brangelina and the brood

You may have heard reports this weekend that Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had separated. News of the World had indicated that Brangelina had met with a top divorce lawyer in order to figure out how to split their multi-million dollar fortune, as well as their bazillion children. Can we even talk about how much paper would be wasted writing up that kind of document? Of course, Brad and Angie aren’t married, so legally, they could separate at any time. However, the fact that Saint Angelina just loves to add kids to her family (she’s like a richer Octo-mom) would, of course, have complicated things. However, new reports claim that the Brangelina fortune won’t be split at all, because the couple doesn’t intend to break up any time soon. That being said, the media is still having a field day with this story. Tabloid covers read, “Brad’s Misery!” and “How Jen Split Them!”

You know what this means. It means instead of bringing water to Haiti or doing community service, Angie’s going to be putting on her dirtiest clothes and her best face to adopt another twenty kids. Brad might have shown his support in a normal way – at George Clooney’s Hope for Haiti telethon (which, BTdubs, has raised $61 million to date, not to mention produced a charity CD that’s currently #1 on iTunes), but Angie doesn’t know how to do normal. Mothers of Haiti, watch out!

Sarah

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It is aout time!!! She has always had him by the balls and has refused to MARRY him, because Brad would then be man of the house,,,not ballsy spoiled kooky ANGELINA!
SHE IS SICK AND NEEDS TO BE DUMPED!!!! Blown-up lips and all. I am sure she can hire s stud if she is NOT interested in marriage!!
About the dinner meeting, it was about her divorce most likely. And about the red-flag that she wants MORE kids????  It is NOT Brad'swish..
Only the "man in the family"–Angie..who has him by the You-know-what!!!!   He has complained they no longer fit in a van, do they now need to rent a bus??? SICK! So ANGIE can present a FALSE image to the world??? She is leaving them alone and running to do movies, and so is stressed ot Brad. SIck. NOt parents, just a show.
If she thinks she can attone by adopting every kid in the world..to make up for the slutty act of stealing another woman's husband…she fools NO ONE  !!!
Tell her to go suck an egg !!!
Selfish as Brad is, and immoral like her, HE could do better!!!  Go for it Brad !!!
—Many people's opinion.

Comment by Stanley 01.27.10 @ 7:36 pm


Ian Halperin predicts the couple will split in 16 months. You will remember that Halperin wrote a whole book about Brad and Angelina's sexy yet dysfuntional relationship ("Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). Maybe Brad and Angie read the book and went to the lawyers to prepare for their eventual demise.

Comment by Sam 01.28.10 @ 6:56 pm



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