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Seriously now, how many times can we say it? Don’t take nude pictures. We don’t care if your boyfriend is maybe gay Zac Efron. We don’t care if you’re the star of an MTV show or a vampire series. Don’t do it. Then again, we’re not sure we’d classify Jersey Shore star JWOWW as a real celebrity, so perhaps the rules don’t apply to her. Add that to the fact that the girl already looks like a porn star (her chest rivals Heidi Montag’s) and you’ve got the perfect mixings for a set of nude photos. Radar Online reports that three photos of Jenni Farley (JWOWW’s real name) are being shopped around — and that they’re sure to get out. One is a topless shot, one shows her booty, and the other is a full-length photo. Do we have a Vanessa Hudgens in the making? Or perhaps an Ashley Greene?
We had to hand it to JWOWW when she started selling skanky tops on her website — we were proud that she was using so little fabric for her shirts! Clearly, her heart is in the right place (that place being the environment). Anywho, we can’t wait till the shots hit the net. We’re both horrified and excited to see JWOWW try to compete with Snooki in the fame arena. Just the thought of it all makes us want to go fake tanning! NOT.
Sarah
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Don't compare Ashley Green to JWOW or Vannessa. Vannessa has taken nudes on multiple occassions and did nothing to stop the spread of them which means she doesnt care that much. JWOW wears slutty clothes and like you said look like a porn star so this was bound to happen. Ashley Greene is a classy women. She was upset that the pictures leaked and took legal actiion. She youst to want to be a model and people take pictures of you nude to see how your body looks. These probably leaked from a modeling agency.
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