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(And believe it or not, her idea of ‘help’ does not consist of providing more booze or an entourage of self-destructive socialites.)
It’s hard to say which is stranger — that Paris could be the voice of sobriety or that intoxicated elephants are actually a serious problem in rural areas of northeast India. Last month, a herd of almost 40 wild Asiatic elephants entered the agrarian village of Chandan Nukat in search of food. Some of the animals discovered cannisters of rice beer, which local farmers store in their huts, and proceeded to get smashed. The plastered pachyderms soon became out of control and uprooted a utility pole, causing six of them to be fatally electrocuted by severed power lines. The worst part? Regional conservationists fear that the elephants will be making more and more appearances in Indian settlements, due to the consistent, reckless destruction of their natural wooded habitat by (you guessed it) human beings.
So where does Miss Hilton come in? According to the World Entertainment News Network, she made the following statement after hearing about the unfortunate incident: “The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.” Conservationists and animal activists commended Paris for her support, hoping that her celebrity status would generate public interest and raise global awareness. But don’t sing Paris’ praises just yet. Yesterday, her publicist Lori Berk denied that Hilton had made any remarks about spearheading a campaign to rescue binge-drinking elephants.
Stay tuned though…word on the street is that Paris has expressed a growing concern about rhinoceros drug addicts and nymphomaniacal orangutans. AT
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