Chinese orphans should be running scared: Here comes Britney
Tuesday November 27th 2007, 8:06 pm
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Britney Spears is currently in talks with a Chinese adoption agency. She wants to adopt twins…which raises some questions.

Q1: Are you allowed to adopt if American courts think you’re unfit to take care of your own biological offspring?

Q2: Does Britney live under a rock? Does she not know that all the big stars are adopting babies from Africa these days?

Q3: Are you allowed to engage “in talks” with anyone if you’re pulling stunts like running over a paparazzo’s foot in your Escalade and driving without a valid license? And managing to run through 3 stoplights?

Q4: Are we misjudging Britters? Could this adoption be a move of environmental good will? Is she looking to China for adoption because she hopes to save a pair of twins by taking them away from the world’s most polluting country and bringing them to…the world’s other most polluting country? Yeah, wait take that back. We def have not misjudged.

L.A. attorneys plan to put Spears on 12 months probation for driving without a license. If the Chinese know what’s good for them, they’ll give the kiddies to Angelina instead. At least she hires a driver. Greenhorne

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