Zac Efron to Join Cast of Spamalot!

We had to go to Kinko’s to find a scanner big enough for today’s paper.

More good news for theater lovers! Joining the Tony Award-winning cast of Spamalot this January will be the star of Disney’s High School Musical, Zac Efron! Like Julia Roberts and Claire Danes before her, Zac is refining her craft by going back to her roots, stage.

We applaud the career move, but it’s bad news for the planet. A star of Ms. Efron’s magnitude will do huge numbers on Broadway. This means hordes descending on Broadway and a hefty carbon footprint. We know that’s the point, but believe it or not, Zac’s former medium, television, is actually greener than theater, relatively speaking. Movie theaters are even worse.

Luckily, this eco-unfriendly union only lasts until May 4th and it’s really Clay Aiken.

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