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You know how really hot people (like us) can get away with pretty much anything because their hotness earns them the “as long as” clause? For example: the 10 in your English lecture that sits in the next row over. You would totally hit that as long as he doesn’t speak in public or make eye contact with any of your girl friends. We feel that this universal clause can be aptly applied to the Spiderman super hottie James Franco, featured in an MTV interview for his latest film.
Though the interview argues otherwise, we don’t think that Franco is a social retard. We attribute the glazed over eyes and monosyllabic responses to the simple explanation that pre-filming he indulged in a few organic goodies: most likely a big fat doobie followed by a couple shots of organic Purus Vodka. Occam’s Razor, baby: the simplest explanation is probably true and would also explain Franco’s squinty-face and incessant giggling. Drizzler
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