Filed under: Beanstockd
So if you were too overwhelmed in the post-prison media blitz to catch this, PHiltz is so over her bout of DUI that she is delving headfirst into the alchy business herself, developing her very own brand-name canned champagne. Personally, we think she just wanted an excuse to be spray-painted gold and get nude photos taken.
Not only is champs in the long-stemmed glass classier, but canned champs will unnecessarily add to the 1.57 million cans used each year (about 352 cans per person/per year). Not to mention we doubt bubbly blonde juice is going to be very high quality. Paris could quit outsourcing her name to cheap liquids and instead make money by recycling the aluminum. Americans earned about $1 Billion last year recycling aluminum cans. That’s about daddy’s net worth, no?
Informr Bean
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