Spears Spokesperson Bashes Dr. Phil

Lou Taylor, a spokesperson for the Spears family, recently told The Today Show that Dr. Phil’s latest attempts to help Britney “caused additional damage” for the troubled star. Taylor claimed that Dr. Phil “violated the trust of Britney Spears’ parents” by making public statements about his visit with her in the hospital.

Let’s be honest. Did Dr. Phil really make the situation worse for Britney Spears? I think we all knew Britney was losing her marbles the moment she started walking around barefoot in gas stations. The girl practically lives at the gas station. What better place to stock up on Cheetos and beef jerky? Maybe she would lose that baby weight and stop frequenting Chevrons if she converted her car into a “greaser” - a car that is able to “burn leftover food-grade vegetable oil.” Put the oil into your car rather than your pie hole. Aha! Now that’s a fab diet.

Aja

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