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Harvard, land of intellect. Home to famous authors, scientists, and now Paris Hilton – who arrived a fashionable 1.5 hours late to accept her honor as Woman of the Year by Harvard’s funny mag the Lampoon. After delivering a heartfelt speech with the opening line, “Haaaay 617,” Ms. Hilton held her over-sized trophy high in triumph in front of some of America’s most intelligent young people, and some giddy/creepy arm candy (hint look to the left) who have obviously seen One Night In Paris too many times.

P-Hiltz has worked hard to earn this top honor. In the past year she starred in her own “movie” which single handedly made night vision green the new it color of spring. For her next film we recommend keeping the green theme going with the new line of Eco friendly sex toys and contraceptives. That’s hot. 
Guest writer J Camz