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It’s not a family—it’s a freaking dynasty. Word is that Angelina has two buns in the proverbial oven. Where will the birth will take place, though? Some say France. Others say L.A. Oh, for the dilemmas of the grotesquely wealthy, right?
If you’re not keeping track, the twins will put the Brangelina Empire at six kids. That’s a lot of kids, but if it turns them into totally stressed out and washed up has-beens, they can always push out a couple more and revive the Eight Is Enough concept with a reality TV show set on their palatial estate in Provence.
Now, we love Brangelina. Who doesn’t love Brangelina? They are such do-gooder volunteers. How often do you meet do-gooder volunteers who look that sexy? You don’t meet them very often, we can tell you, and we’ve been to a lot of beach clean-ups and tree plantings.
But that’s a lot of kids and it is also a lot of land. So which is worse… too many children or too much consumption? Hollywood’s sexiest middle-agers are sorta standing on both sides of that fence, aren’t they? We sort of wish they’d rock socks less and flicks more. We just feel left out, that’s all.
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[...] laden floor of a hospital in Nice, France, to herself and her crew. Meanwhile, Pitt’s holding the very expansive fort down with the rest of the brood [...]
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