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Eliot Spitzer = shady. ‘Nuff said.
Speaking of those forced out of office, former English Prime Minister Tony Blair refuses to twiddle his thumbs, aims to bring about peace in the
Christian Siriano is a fierce tranny hot mess—literally, tranny. Now that he’s a household name with an all-embracing catchphrase, and his clothes have already been picked up by
Britney can’t even be trusted to show up for photoshopping, so they made her a cartoon character. Think that’s outrageous? One in four teenage girls has an STD. What about the boys?
“You could be a farmer in those clothes.” Billyburg hipsters have taken ensemble-challenged Ambular’s words literally, and are now moving upstate to start organic farms. Apparently, ricotta makers are the new rock stars. Wal-Mart’s CEOs stay green, but vote red…and don’t you forget it.
On that note, HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!! Satisfy the Irish in you and go drink some green beer!
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