Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Spitzer’s Camilla?

True or false: Double-A Dupre is to Eliot the John as Camilla Parker-Bowles is to Prince Charles. Let’s get back to this.

Camilla is Prince Charles’ true love. Yes, Princess Diana was attractive and the mother of his babies, but love—at least to Charles—was blind. Whether relaxing in Egyptian eco-lodges or championing sustainability in Jamaica, the Prince and the Duchess of Cornwall seem happy traveling and spreading the green gospel. It’ll be three years of frumpy marital bliss next month.

Ashley may be Eliot Spitzer’s Pretty Woman. Fact: Spitzer used her pimp service, Emperor’s Club VIP, at least eight times. When asked if she had more than one rendezvous with the governor Dupre responded: “No comment.” In other words, they were knockin’ boots on the reg. Fact: She had to take the train from New York to DC. Spitzer’s fetishes—handcuffs, leg irons and possibly giant dildos—would raise red flags, even at LaGuardia. Lessons? Spitzer doesn’t raw dog and bail & sadomasochism is green!

So is our SAT analogy true? Hell no. Look at that picture. Even Camilla never looked that hideous. This was supposed to be a nice post, but then we saw this picture today in US Weekly and no longer had anything good to say about “Ashley Alexandra Dupre.”

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