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Next week our favorite magazine profiles our favorite show. Gossip Girl is back on the air and steaming up the cover of NYMag.
This season it’s clear that the show is about one thing and one thing only. Still not sure what it is? Watch the OMFG preview — let’s just say subtlety is not its forte.
Unfortunately, last night’s episode did not live up to the pervy expectations the previews planted in our easily excitable minds. Instead of backseat boning and threesomes, we got kleptomania, drug scandals and shout outs to Socialista — which ain’t too bad either.
What made us forgive GG for the false advertising was the spectacular Blair-Jenny showdown — we don’t even know where to put our money in this battle. With Jenny pulling the ex-boyfriend card and dipping into the yogurt-for-lunch-lifestyle, she’s ready to dominate and will perhaps introduce her rexy girl crew to a new fad, the Low Carbon Diet.
The season has kicked off, and with a line like: “I have a table at Butter. Reservations under Waldorf…in case there’s an afterparty” — looks like we’re in for another few weeks of sweet sweet OMFG action.
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“To family.” It sounded diabolical, but was said in earnest. Chuck Bass as protagonist really upsets me. I hope he flips out after getting booted from the house and starts raping again. Everyone knows good guys dress like crap. Just look at Dan. I need that blue suit Chuck was wearing. Can’t forget about the pocket square with pink fleur-de-lis, either.
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