The Biggest News Since Angelina’s Jailbait Pics
Thursday May 15th 2008, 9:57 pm
Filed under: Beanstockd

Angelina Jolie was outed today by Jack Black—she’s having TWINS! Shiloh’s baby pics snagged $4 million, how much do you think this duo will rake in?

Baby news doesn’t get much bigger than Brangelina popping out a pair, but until Perez is preggers with his clone, we’re getting bored scanning for baby bumps. We’re more interested in the biggest solar roof ever built! PPL Energy is building a roof full of solar panels in New Jersey that’s so big it will spare the atmosphere 65,000 barrels worth of oil emissions every year. That’s almost enough solar panels to put a roof over the heads of that expanding Jolie-Pitt clan. Isn’t solar energy grande?

You know what else is cool about the solar industry? It’s already working on a scheme to recycle old solar panels. Like Angelina’s soon-to-be lactating boobs, the news just gets bigger and bigger.

BradyDale


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This is just plain mean. And not even a little bit funny.

Comment by Sophie 05.18.08 @ 4:14 pm

I disagree Shiloh is way hotter than Suri. It’s not even close. Suri does have prettier eyes but Shiloh has the lips.

Comment by Rodney Tobias 05.19.08 @ 4:14 pm

[...] hasn’t had the baby yet, but thanks to Jack Black everyone is expecting a double-whammy. We may not know when the moment has arrived till a little [...]

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