1. A Coke addiction.
They’ve already admitted to relying on Red Bull and Coffee to get through their shows. We’d need a Red Bull to get through one of their shows, too, of course, but the point is that they’ve already admitted to chemical dependency. It’s just a matter of time.
2. Haircuts
The boys say they prefer girls who dress well. Great, well, guys why don’t you return the favor and comb your hair. Once your chins start getting fuzzy, you’re going to look really, really bad if you keep up the slovenly behavior. Combs are good.
3. A reality check.
Lead singer Joe Jonas says he was just trying to be cool and have fun until he saw how girls reacted to his brothers’ singing debuts, then he realized that singing was cooler than skateboarding. Here’s the deal, though, lads: you all work for Disney. That means you will never be cool. Ever.
4. The first show in space.
Kevin Jonas says he’d like the brothers to be the first band to play on the moon. We’d like them to play on the moon. In fact, we’d like them to take their whole career (chastity rings and all) into space. For good.
5. Chevy Volts.
If Chevy wants to promote a car with these guys, then give them one that really represents progress. Like their electric cars. Not the greenwashed Chevy Tahoe. Hybrid SUVs are lamer than this new Jonas Brothers video (on-line only).
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harhar. i agree with all of these points whole heartedly
Comment by Sandy 06.14.08 @ 3:05 amAnd YOU are?
Comment by Hmmm 06.16.08 @ 11:56 amFor people who promote conservation, you sure waste a lot of your own energy…on knowing an awful lot of factoids about some young guys who don’t know anything about you, or care. So if they are so uncool…what does that make you, then?
But thanks for the tip on the Volt…looks pretty cool. (I’m sure the ONE brother who actually drives would much appreciate the tip.)
And thanks for your interest in our blog. 
where’s the environmental tips?
Comment by maeby 06.27.08 @ 8:14 pmcheck out greenstockd for enviro tips and news stories
Comment by beanant6 06.28.08 @ 2:32 amYOU WANNA KNOW THE 5THINGS i WANT 4 U ARE
1) shut the f up okayy
2)stop trashin the jonas brothers they rock
3)get a life
4)you get a reality check
5)stop thinking that peoples dreams cant come true IF KEVIN WANTS 2 BE THE FIRST BAND IN SPACE LET HIM
N U KNOW WHAT ELES THE RINGS ARE CALLED purity RINGS OKAYY N THERE A SYMBOL SOO STFU
JONAS BROTHERS ROCK i LOVE U GUYS NICK KEVIN N JOE
U know what…
If you think that the Jonas Brothers need to improve on anything, maybe you are just jealous and need to get a life STFU and leave other people alone.
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