Kristen Johnston Proves It Could Be Worse Than Anorexia

That’s Kristen Johnston minus about 60. She was on 3rd Rock and in about a million other things, but her greatest roll ever was as the yakked-up tramp that fell out the window on Sex and the City.

So is she: A) skipping every meal or B) on the no-fail diet of nose candy and marb lights? Let’s see…

Withdrawing from the global food trade means she’s not buying any imported cottage cheese. No eco-guilt.

Cocaine is produced in stripped areas of the rain forest—and damn, there are marb light butts everywhere! We’ll take one litter angle, please. Look down when you’re walking home.

If you chose ‘A,’ you get five gold coins!

If you chose ‘B,’ you get 2 demerits (and a cryptic text message later tonight).

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