Comments on: The Greenhorne Report (07.07.08): Turn the Heat Down, Please http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044 Where pop culture and environmentalism make sweet, sweet love Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:31:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Cool Kid #1 http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2910 Cool Kid #1 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:27:14 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2910 Webb's senate seat is too important right now to Dems for him to run on the ticket. Also, he had some issues with being insensitive to women back in the day, which doesn't bode well when trying to reconcile with Hillary supporters. He is a badass though, give him some time and he should become a bit more liberal as he gets older. Webb’s senate seat is too important right now to Dems for him to run on the ticket. Also, he had some issues with being insensitive to women back in the day, which doesn’t bode well when trying to reconcile with Hillary supporters.

He is a badass though, give him some time and he should become a bit more liberal as he gets older.

]]> By: Laura Antonini http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2889 Laura Antonini Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:37:35 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2889 No way should Jim Webb be the Vice President. Love his intensity, especially against the Iraq War, but he is pro-life, and that right there is too much of a red flag for me. He would be the perfect Secretary of Defense. No way should Jim Webb be the Vice President. Love his intensity, especially against the Iraq War, but he is pro-life, and that right there is too much of a red flag for me. He would be the perfect Secretary of Defense.

]]> By: Cool Kid #1 http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2885 Cool Kid #1 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:55:18 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2885 Not to dig to far into my eastern roots, but no way is some Kappa Alpha Theta, pill-popping, USC Trojan Cheerleader going to stand in the way of the powerhouse that is Michelle Obama. Mrs. Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama graduated from Princeton and Harvard. She was among Vanity Fair's World's 10 Best Dressed People. And let's be honest, who wants to be with anyone that has already got dug out by John McCain for the love of Christ. Being runner-up to Barack Obama, that is nothing to be ashamed of. Not to dig to far into my eastern roots, but no way is some Kappa Alpha Theta, pill-popping, USC Trojan Cheerleader going to stand in the way of the powerhouse that is Michelle Obama.

Mrs. Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama graduated from Princeton and Harvard. She was among Vanity Fair’s World’s 10 Best Dressed People.

And let’s be honest, who wants to be with anyone that has already got dug out by John McCain for the love of Christ.

Being runner-up to Barack Obama, that is nothing to be ashamed of.

]]> By: Bacon Bits http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2884 Bacon Bits Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:47:38 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2884 Mr. Murti, a little too much tumeric in your vindaloo? You must be crazy if you think a class act like Cindy Lou Hensley McCain is going anywhere near a disgusting bathroom stall with you. She might be a foxy rexatron, but she's not <em>that</em> kind of foxy rexatron. Who do you think she is, Amy Winehouse? She'll be in the penthouse of the Four Seasons with me NOT popping vicodins and percosets. Oxycontin all the way, bitches! Mr. Murti, a little too much tumeric in your vindaloo? You must be crazy if you think a class act like Cindy Lou Hensley McCain is going anywhere near a disgusting bathroom stall with you. She might be a foxy rexatron, but she’s not that kind of foxy rexatron. Who do you think she is, Amy Winehouse? She’ll be in the penthouse of the Four Seasons with me NOT popping vicodins and percosets. Oxycontin all the way, bitches!

]]> By: informrbean http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2883 informrbean Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:42:53 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2883 No way. Cindy looks like my waspy aunt, only older and worse for wear. AND she takes credit for Food Network recipes. Who does that? Maybe her prescription drug habit pushed her over the edge and she believed she was Rachel Ray? Budweiser is such a lowbrow beer. MBam can bring home the bacon without reaching into the family piggybank. And she can do it with class. No way. Cindy looks like my waspy aunt, only older and worse for wear.

AND she takes credit for Food Network recipes. Who does that? Maybe her prescription drug habit pushed her over the edge and she believed she was Rachel Ray?

Budweiser is such a lowbrow beer. MBam can bring home the bacon without reaching into the family piggybank. And she can do it with class.

]]> By: Sushil Murti http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2881 Sushil Murti Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:17:07 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2881 Considering that the only time I can convince women to bang me is at 3:30 in the morning when we are both completely shitfaced, I'd have to go with Cindy McCain over Michelle Obama. I am way more likely to run into a bathroom with Cindy at 3:30 in the morning at some random bar than I am with Michelle. We all know Cindy likes to party. Plus, she has way more money than Michelle, and could definitely become my Sugar Mama! She is way more likely to buy me a new car. Also, Michelle used to be a basketball player, so honestly, she's probably not into men that much anyways. But, all things even, I am still voting for Barack. Considering that the only time I can convince women to bang me is at 3:30 in the morning when we are both completely shitfaced, I’d have to go with Cindy McCain over Michelle Obama.

I am way more likely to run into a bathroom with Cindy at 3:30 in the morning at some random bar than I am with Michelle. We all know Cindy likes to party.

Plus, she has way more money than Michelle, and could definitely become my Sugar Mama! She is way more likely to buy me a new car.

Also, Michelle used to be a basketball player, so honestly, she’s probably not into men that much anyways. But, all things even, I am still voting for Barack.

]]> By: Bacon Bits http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2866 Bacon Bits Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:41:48 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2866 Can I say <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00641/news-graphics-2007-_641578a.jpg" title="" rel="nofollow">Fred Thompson's wife?</a> Obviously, I'm going with Cindy McCain, she's clearly embraced botox and I need to get my paws on some of that budweiser money. Michelle Obama, she's aight. Nice legs. Oh, and I took a look at those waistlines. Michelle is 10 years younger so she wins, but i'm saying Cindy Hensley ten years ago SMOKES Michelle Obama. Team Cindy Can I say Fred Thompson’s wife?

Obviously, I’m going with Cindy McCain, she’s clearly embraced botox and I need to get my paws on some of that budweiser money.

Michelle Obama, she’s aight. Nice legs.

Oh, and I took a look at those waistlines. Michelle is 10 years younger so she wins, but i’m saying Cindy Hensley ten years ago SMOKES Michelle Obama.

Team Cindy

]]> By: Drizzler http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2864 Drizzler Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:08:05 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2864 Question: how did John McCain bag himself a foxy rexatron like Cindy Hensley? Which raises another important question I've been struggling to find an answer to: who's hotter Cindy McCain or Michelle Obama? For a while I loved Cindy for her ability to not let male-pattern baldness bother her and for her crazy wealth. But then Michelle really dazzled me with her intellegence, class, and appointment as politics' fashion paragon. Then I saw that Michelle Obama agreed to give the first Obama family interview to freaking Access Hollywood. Wtf. No but seriously. Wtf. I don't know what to do, Beanstockd, I'm so confused. Who will make a better First Lady? Who will reign supreme in Washington? Who has a smaller waist? I'm so scared... Question: how did John McCain bag himself a foxy rexatron like Cindy Hensley?
Which raises another important question I’ve been struggling to find an answer to: who’s hotter Cindy McCain or Michelle Obama?

For a while I loved Cindy for her ability to not let male-pattern baldness bother her and for her crazy wealth. But then Michelle really dazzled me with her intellegence, class, and appointment as politics’ fashion paragon.

Then I saw that Michelle Obama agreed to give the first Obama family interview to freaking Access Hollywood. Wtf. No but seriously. Wtf.

I don’t know what to do, Beanstockd, I’m so confused. Who will make a better First Lady? Who will reign supreme in Washington? Who has a smaller waist? I’m so scared…

]]> By: Irene http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2852 Irene Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:34:58 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2852 I'm super depressed about Jim Webb, too. I wouldn't mind seeing Evan Bayh on the ticket either, mostly because he got his JD from UVA. I’m super depressed about Jim Webb, too. I wouldn’t mind seeing Evan Bayh on the ticket either, mostly because he got his JD from UVA.

]]> By: Bacon Bits http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/07/07/the-greenhorne-report-070708-turn-the-heat-down-please/1044#comment-2851 Bacon Bits Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:28:56 +0000 http://www.beanstockd.com/?p=1044#comment-2851 It's too bad about Jim Webb. I really like him--he's kind of mean. Enough to frighten even the most grizzled GOPers. If we can't have the super ticket of Hillary and Barack, then I'd love to see Joe Biden on the ticket--also mean and condescending towards republicans. If Barack picks John Edwards we'll have the most metrosexual ticket since Washington and Adams wore their powdered wigs and knickers. It’s too bad about Jim Webb. I really like him–he’s kind of mean. Enough to frighten even the most grizzled GOPers. If we can’t have the super ticket of Hillary and Barack, then I’d love to see Joe Biden on the ticket–also mean and condescending towards republicans. If Barack picks John Edwards we’ll have the most metrosexual ticket since Washington and Adams wore their powdered wigs and knickers.

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