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Crackpot-on-heels Amy Winehouse has given us something else to try not to think about. During a recent prison visit, the singer pulled down her top, pressed her breasts against the glass divide, and gyrated suggestively for husband Blake (incarcerated!) Fielder-Civil. One witness told The Sun, “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”
This news comes on the heels of reports of the crackpot’s nether-region exposure, punching fans in the face, and public efforts by neighbors to get her kicked out of her apartment. Not to mention that powdery white stuff up her nose.
Sweet Jesus. That glass isn’t doing such a great job of protecting our prisoners. Shoulda checked with The Green Glass Company, which repurposes old wine bottles that may have “failed quality control and are destined to be crushed” into new and unconventional glassware.
Brilliant Idea: round up the booze bottles from Amy’s place; keep her neighbors happy. Convert them into dishwasher-safe barriers; keep prisons safe from Amy. Finally, take the biggest ol’ sub-par used wine bottle of all, and “repurpose” her into something you’d actually put your mouth on.
Sharon Margolis
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Haha repurposing is so effective
Comment by jackfash 07.13.08 @ 1:15 pmI have a rising suspicion that there is more than just wine bottles that you’ll get a chance to reuse for a better cause. Somewhere amidst the dark smoky corners of her bat lair, are plenty of things just waiting to be unfettered from her sweaty gyrating grasp. If handled in a resourceful manner, everything that she has could be used to refurnish an entire prison. You can use the hemp to make bedsheets and stuff the mattresses with her long black soft tresses of hair. Add atmosphere to any prison cell by using her lipstick to paint the walls red: a dear reminder to all those cell mates out there of the last sweet heart that’s waiting for them on the outside, still making their living in tight pleather and fishnet stockings off somewhere on a destitute corner. You could possibly even use her blood on dying citizens to ease the pain that commonly is associated with transgressing from this world into the next. Just a thought. Amy Winehouse in and of herself is a charity cause waiting to happen.
Comment by Kristi 07.13.08 @ 10:55 pmUh… say what?
Comment by funnicky 07.14.08 @ 6:40 pmOh dear . . . what a waste . . . of good wine (oh and Amy). All that great talent (meaning more of the vocal and less of the stripping kind :).
Stick-like with boobs and not afraid to use ‘em. Incredulous that she and “other” stick type likes are able to function, cos if they’d be any thinner – errr, they’d be dead. ;-s
Let’s just hope that this gifted young lady, gets back on “track.” If ya know what I mean. ![]()
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