Jesse Jackson Wants to Go Nuts on Barack Obama’s Nuts?!
Monday July 14th 2008, 12:25 pm
Filed under: Beanstockd

It always comes down to balls doesn’t it? Jesse Jackson was caught on Fox News whispering a frat-boy-like insult that he’d like to "cut his (Barack Obama’s) nuts out”—all because Obama is supposedly “talking down to black people” during his presidential campaign. The statement is especially disturbing considering that The Rev said that he wanted to cut Obama’s nuts “out", and not "off". That means he’s thought about it. A lot.

Jesse Jackson has since apologized for his gross, albeit hilarious statement. However, castration naturally leads us to the topic of population control! Population expert Paul Ehrlich believes that “we are running out of environment” because of overall world growth. There are already lower birth rates in Europe and Japan, but as Ehrlich points out, “there are no consumption condoms.” Ehrlich first explored population control with The Population Bomb, and has recently co-authored The Dominant Animal: Human Evolution and the Environment, which offers solutions other than turning presidential candidates into eunuchs. Unless you are really annoyed by the guy—then it’s ok to go nuts.

Jen Kwok


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this is why jesse will continue to be thought of as a crazy fool

Comment by Sobo 07.14.08 @ 10:40 pm

This is a comment Jesse would have jumped all over if it was from anybody else, and I haven’t even heard much at all about it. Goes to show what sort of pot he stirs.

-L

Comment by LoKiRha 07.16.08 @ 2:15 pm



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