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Miley Cyrus wishes to promote abstinence to her young fans by doing “a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.” The purity-ring-wearing Cyrus lists the Bible at the top of her list of seven things that she cannot live without (not to be confused with the “7 Things” she doesn’t like about her ex-boyfriend). Considering Miley has the midas touch, HarperCollins should consider contacting her to promote their Green Bible this fall which boasts a cotton/linen cover, partly recycled paper, soy-based ink, and passages about caring for the earth highlighted in green. Though the cred of a starlet promoting the Good Book is suspect when one considers past virgin spokeswoman, Britney Spears. We all know how well that turned out.
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She wears a purity ring? For some reason I find it hard to believe she takes that thing seriously. Esp when all her leaked myspace pics are just her in various states of undress
Comment by babaganoush 07.17.08 @ 2:18 amI think that Miley Cyrus is really a harmful person, I mean I’ve looked at the pics that her shirt is pulled up and the one of her and her boyfriend, then I looked at other pics of her, that are good, and…the bad ones don’t even look like her. I mean they do, but if you open your eyes and look, maybe all the nasty rumors about her aren’t true. I think that someone looks a lot like her and are taking pics of themselves and saying it’s miley…make sense?
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