Kim Kardashian Says Jump, Reggie Bush Asks How High
Friday July 18th 2008, 12:03 pm
Filed under: Beanstockd

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

We know about you and your little girlfriend, Reggie.

Looks like somebody forgot to explain to the former USC star and Heisman Trophy winner that part of the job description when you date The Heinie, is Butler. He’s lucky that he has his day job with the New Orleans Saints to pull him out of this vicious circle.

I think we have a “What’s good for Reggie Bush is bad for the planet” situation on our hands here. Among his many “duties” as Kim’s puppy is to shower with her. Naturally, we’re dismayed that this great water saving arrangement is coming to a close because little things add up and water shouldn’t be taken for granted. Take a look at Chicago. The water supply may be inadequate for growth.

Finally, what’s up with these football players being so whipped? Tom Brady. Okay, full disclosure, we’d take the dive, too. To save precious water you perverts. We could never look at Kardashian or her butt the same way post-Ray J.

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