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Hayden Panettiere has decided to steal her Matrix-style costumes from the Heroes set to re-use in the music video for her single “Wake Up Call.” While I admire Hayden’s desire to recycle her plastic clothes since we only recycle about 5% of the plastic we produce, the site of Hayden’s tacky vinyl number while she tries to give the camera bedroom eyes makes me cringe. Honestly, if you want to recycle something, consult Earth 911 for a way that doesn’t cause harm to viewers. It seems that Panettiere’s whole goal is to painfully distract you with what little she has on to keep you from noticing that she’s confused talking in a pouty voice with singing.
That’s not to say that I completely detested this collection of voyeuristic images that she calls a music video. To the contrary, I quite enjoyed Hayden’s “dance” at the end. Wearing a brunette wig and hoodie, Hayden flails her body and arms about in jerky motions while hopping around like 6-year-old girl trying to imitate Justin Timberlake’s dance moves. I can only guess that this is some type of attempt at hip hop… either that or she’s having an epileptic seizure. I’m not sure which.
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The brunette bob, really? She looks like Chloe Kardashian
Comment by Kandz 07.18.08 @ 11:15 amGirls take note:
1. If your boyfriend doesn’t buy you drinks (especially you girls under 21 like Hayden), he doesn’t love you.
2. When your boyfriend isn’t paying you enough attention, you should cheat on him.
I can’t believe my mother didn’t offer up this info years ago!
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but i have tried to close my eyes and that works a little it makes it less disterbing
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