THE GREENHORNE REPORT (7.25.08): I’m Back and It’s Friday

Beanie Babies, I’m back after a long hiatus in Costa Rica (unfortunately no Mel or Britney sightings and very little free internet) and am living it up in Madrid. Hopefully there’ll be a Catherine Zeta-Jones encounter on her way to Mallorca.

Sooo news, cheating husbands galore this week. Former presidential hopeful John Edwards not only allegedly has a mistress in California, but a love child as well! And then the craziest of all, Matthew Broderick was caught cheating on SJP with a little-redheaded side-dish. Well, guess this means he’s not gay.

Speaking of redheaded vixens, Mad Men, the most buzzed about, least watched drama ever, premieres its second season this Sunday. Get prepared for more drinking, smoking and philandering. And of course the best part, voluptuous firecracker, Joan.

Ford Motor just posted an 8.7 billion dollar loss because no one wants to buy gas guzzlers anymore. Sucks for Ford, but good for you America! Ford will now start producing smaller more gas efficient cars, a strategy that everyone wins with in the long run. Meanwhile, although the British International Motor Show features green innovations, such as a car made out of hemp, a shocking number of huge gas guzzlers are also on display.

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