Academy Eyes Justin Timberlake to Host Oscars

Justin “Dick in a Box” Timberlake is supposedly being lined up to host next year’s Oscars. Now, there are many things JT’s good at: He can sing, dance, and even act (Black Snake Moan anyone?). We’d love his D in a B for Chrismukkah any day—but is he funny? We’re not so sure. Granted, the Timberlake-induced Janet Jackson nipple flash back in the day was interesting, and the Dick in a Box skit gave us the giggles. But any nipple flash elicits excitement, and the SNL short was due to the genius of Andy Samberg.

Apparently, Oscar bosses disagree. They thought JT was hilarious at the ESPY Awards last month, but unless hilarious has suddenly become Hollywood code for one sexy beast, we’re voting nay. That is, unless Justin a) stops driving monstrous trucks that do nothing for the environment (see above picture) and b) gets his hands on these great green jeans, in which case we’ll just press the mute button and enjoy his sexy back(side).

PS: We’d vote yay for Seth Rogen. Don’t know if he’s green, but he definitely enjoys green, and that makes everything funny.

Sarah

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